Gay Quotes and Signs

Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank?
Because he was caught drinking on the job.

What do gays refer to hemorrhoids as?
Speed bumps

Did you hear about the three gays who attacked a woman?
Two held her down while the third did her hair.

What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo with a black?
A snow blower that doesn't work.

Is it better to be born black or gay?
Black - because you don't have to tell your folks

When a man and a woman marry, they get a marriage license, what do lesbians need?
A licker license.

What's the definition of a lesbian?
Just another woman trying to do a man's job

What's the definition of confusion?
20 blind lesbians at a fish market.

What do you call a gay milkman?
A dairy queen.

What do you call a Jewish homo?
A He-Blew

What did one lesbian say to the other?
Your face or mine

What do you call an Irish queer?
A gay-lick.

Did you hear about the Polish lesbian?
She loved men

What do you call an Indian Queer?
A brave sucker.

Why do gays make lousy santas?
Instead of filling stockings, they try them on.

What's a real gay buddy?
Someone who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and come back and give you one.

Why don't lesbians eat fly's?
Because they can't get their little legs apart.

Did you hear about the gay tennis pro?
He blew his rival off the court.

What drives a lesbian up the wall?
A crack in the ceiling.

What did the gay guy say to the others when a condom floated by?
Who farted.

What did the gay whale do to the submarine?
It bit off one end and sucked out all the seamen.

What is the difference between a gay and a refridgerator?
The refridgerator does'nt fart when you pull the meat out.

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