Q: What''s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute stops fucking you when you''re dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a lesbian?
A: A lawyer who won''t fuck you.

Q; What''s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can''t, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Q: What does a lawyer and a fag have in common?
A: They both want to fuck you up the ass.

Q: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? A: His lips begin to move.

Q: How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road? A: With the coyote, you would see skid marks.

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