Jokes
Search
Submit Jokes
Message Boards
Categories:
Animal Jokes
Bar Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Car Jokes
Computer Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Education Jokes
Gay Jokes
Golf Jokes
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Male-Female Jokes
Marriage Jokes
Misc Jokes
Political Jokes
Redneck Jokes
Relationship Jokes
Religion Jokes
Science Jokes
Sports Jokes
Top 10 Jokes
True-Stories Jokes
Wedding Jokes
Work Jokes
Your-Mamma Jokes
Random Joke


work education Jokes

Joke 353                          

Acceptance upon Rejection

Dear Mr. Conners,

Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Sincerely,

XXXXXXXX












Dumb           Funny

Dirty           Clean




results





Dirty Jokes | archive | submit | message boards

Copyright 1998, JustJoking.com All rights reserved.
353