Who's Boss?

When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.

The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss.

The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, he should be boss.

The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss.

The eyes said that without them, man would be helpless, so he should be boss.

Then the ass hole applied for the job...

The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the ass hole became mad and closed up.

After a few days, the brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach was ill, the eyes got crossed and unable to see.

They all conceded and made the ass hole boss.

This proves that you don't have to be a brain to be a boss. Just an asshole.

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