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Jokes religion, joke, st peter, heaven, religion

Joke 291
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Out of 49 respondants.


A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says,"I don''t really see that you ever really did anything great in your life, but Idon''t see anything really bad either .

Tell you what," St. Peter says. "If you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, I''ll let you in."

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "OK, well there was this one timewhen Iwas driving down the highway and I saw a gang assaulting this poor girl.

Islowed down, and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of ''em torturing this woman. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, gang members formed a circle around me. "So, I ripped the leader''s chain out of his face and smashed him and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the over the head with the tire iron," the guy says. "Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, ''Leave this poor, innocent girlalone!

You''re all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I reallyteachyou all a lesson in pain!"

St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?"

"About ten minutes ago."





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