Jokes Laywer St Peter Heaven
Joke 403
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A lawyer dies & meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Stammering in incredulity at his untimely demise, he grabs St Peter by the robes & insists there''s been some kind of mistake.
"I''m too young to die!" he yells, "I''m only 38 years old!"
St. Peter takes the lawyer''s hands off him, straightens his robe, & consults the Book of Life.
"I think I''ve found the problem," he says, "Judging by the number of hours you''ve billed, we thought you were 82."
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