Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movie Titles

Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movie Titles 15. "Miracle and a Quickie on 42nd Street -- A Times Square Christmas" 14. Spike Lee's "Get On the Sleigh" 13. Van Damme IS "Santa Claude" 12. Michael Jackson stars in "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" 11. "The Deep II -- A Chappaquiddick Holiday with Uncle Ted" 10. "There's No Santa Claus, Charlie Brown" 9. The spoiled brats ask for the moon and Santa delivers, in "Naked Buns II" 8. Mickey Rooney & Andy Rooney in "Grumpy Old Elves" 7. Ross Perot as the autistic elf in "Reindeer Man" ("Of course, I'd be an excellent President.") 6. "It's a Wonderful Life, My Ass -- Pass the Malt Liquor" 5. Steven Segal IS "MissleToe" 4. Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Elizabeth Shue in "Ho, Ho, Ho!" 3. He's got a red nose and an Uzi. And he's about to teach them some "new" reindeer games in "Rudolph II -- First Blood" 2. "Blazing Saddles 2 -- How the Stench Stole Christmas" 1. "No, YOU Open It!" -- 'A Ted Kaczynski Christmas'